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Dear Girl....

Dear Girl,
If your man comes up on some money, like a quarter of a million, and he doesn't put aside some money to marry you ( like he's been promising ), he's probably not going to....

A husband and wife were in bed watching tv. The husband had the remote in hand switching back and forth between the porn and fishing channels. The wife got pissed off grabbed the remote and kept it on the porn channel and said to hubby.. "Leave it on the porn channel you already know how to fish." 



If only my life were as easy to fix as these watches....

After a long day at work, fixing these makes me happy. 





Dreams

DreamsLady was pregnant and I'm off in some foreign land. Country side flat land. A herd of sheep start running toward me and I see a baby dressed in sheep's clothing on the ground. We are by a wooden fence. I pick up the baby to save it from being trampled by the running sheep. I smile and we laugh. Then the earth multiplies. Mountains upon mountains grow. We're in slow mo time lapse and the clouds are moving while trees are blooming and everything is in abundance. Then I am in a living room trying to figure out how to put a cable into the back of the tv and how to rearrange a sofa set and this living room that now has two tv's. Back to the countryside I start worrying about where I left my purse. I start worrying about identity theft and all my bank cards. Then I'm somehow in a farmhouse and I'm being offered a job but it's only 30 hours per week. I start worrying about how I can survive only working 30 hours hours. I start thinking about the mundane... A…